That muse just keeps niggling me. I did this art (colored pencils and ink) during the winter as a soulself portrait. Then Miss Muse spoke some playful words. When I remain open, she speaks. Love and Peace.
That muse just keeps niggling me. I did this art (colored pencils and ink) during the winter as a soulself portrait. Then Miss Muse spoke some playful words. When I remain open, she speaks. Love and Peace.
Apparently I am at the mercy of a poetry muse. It seems she didn’t care for last winter either, and she vanished. Our friends and we were discussing the health of his mother recently. It made me think of many parents of our generation, both dear and departed. And then Miss Muse delivered this.
This is sized as 8.5×11″ if you should care to print it off. Please let me know what you think of my poetry.
Obrigada e beijinhos meus caros.
A couple months ago, I was coming back to the apartment from an errand. My route takes me through a pass-through tunnel on the first floor of our building, threading my way among the tables of an outdoor café. At one table sat a lady of some years duration – I’ve stopped using the term “old” since, in my case, it’s passed its expiration date – with a cane propped up on one side of her and a tiny creature on the other. I suspected the thing was a dog but it might well have been a long haired rat for all I knew. You know, one of those hairy things with a stove-in face and ears twice as long as its body. A miniature or toy dog with an Oriental name like Cheat Sue, PeekInThese or Me Too Gai Pan. As I went past the table, the animal launched into a series of loud, sharp, high-pitched yips. It sounded like some kind of Morse code — “YIP,” (beat beat) “YIP YIP” (beat) “YIPYIPYIPYIP” (etc).
I passed it by, but the creature followed me, continuing to bark. I don’t know why it went after me unless it thought I was supposed to pay a toll or something. I guess it found me threatening, or it was just showing off who was boss. Either way, it was doing its best job of furious behavior. I wasn’t in the mood to negotiate with it so I turned to leave.
At which time it bit me on the heel.
I can’t remember the last time I was bitten by a dog. I’m not entirely certain I’ve ever been bitten by a dog. Maybe once or twice when I was a child and pulled its tail. Otherwise, I’ve been bitten by a horse and kicked in the stomach by a cow. I refuse to talk about these incidents, so don’t bother asking; suffice it to say, the animals had good reason. The point is that such things don’t happen very often, so I was understandably surprised.
That was the start of it. Since that time, whenever I left the grounds, if the nasty little turd-replica was there it stopped whatever it was doing and came after me. The distance from our front entrance to the pass-through is about thirty yards. The animal must’ve waited and watched for me, because it started barking as soon as I come out the door. Even at that distance, I could see the malevolent expression on its face.
I noticed the advanced-in-annual-premiums lady who owns the dog did absolutely nothing while this was going on. Typically, she didn’t even acknowledge anything was happening, not even by the narrowing of an eyebrow or the twitch of that little nerve at the corner of her mouth. She just stared off into the distance with a blank expression as if remembering the days when she came in sixth out of six in the Miss Portugal contest. If the dog had me down on the ground ripping its teeth into my groin and tearing my intestines out inch by inch, I believe she’d ignore it as an impolite intrusion on her otherwise pleasant little day.
It’s not that the attention bothers me; it’s amusing to be singled out that way. I continue to wonder what its motivation was. I may have stepped a little too far into its territory and my foot slid under its chair. It may simply have felt compelled to show how mean and dangerous it is. You know, there’s always that runty kid in school who’s overly sensitive about its size so it’s determined to look dangerous. If it acts mean and sounds mean, maybe the bigger kids will be distracted enough to leave it alone. Meanwhile, it always has an escape route in case somebody calls its bluff, so it can get away in time.
I wondered what might happen if I tried to confuse it. The next time I came out and it began barking, I turned and looked the other way then crouched down and pretended to ignore it. It kept barking for several minutes until, as far as I could tell, it forgot why it was doing it. It got this look on its face as if to say, “I know I had a reason for this, but for the life of me, I can’t remember what it is. I’ll just sit here ready to catch whatever comes by, then everyone will see what a tough guy I am.” That approach got pretty boring for both of us. Eventually, I had to go, by which time the dog had fallen asleep.
The next time I came through, we had a standoff. Senhor Sh** For Paws, as I came to call it, ran up barking its head off and I responded in kind. While it did its “Yip Yip Jump around” routine I put my hands on my hips, stared at it angrily and gave a high pitched “Rrhup!” (or something to that effect).
The dog hesitated for a second as if it wasn’t sure it had heard me, then launched into a furious cascade, to which I responded “AH Rauff!” (or something to that effect)
To which it answered “Arararar!” It redoubled its efforts to look tough by snapping its head at me and running a couple of steps toward me, I suppose to make me think it was charging. So I cut its display with another “Rauff!!”
(I’m doing the best I can with these human-animal translations, so gimme a break. They’re a lot better than my attempts to speak Portuguese.)
At this point, the dog got confused; things weren’t going its way. It didn’t seem to know what to do next. It tried a couple more yips but now with a puzzled expression. I think it wanted to go to Plan B but had missed the Plan B training class at doggie daycare. For my part, when it was clear the thing didn’t have nothin’ else, I left the combat zone to go about my business.
The feud continued for weeks — I came out of the building; the dog was watching for me to come out of the building; the dog attacked me; I barked at the dog, and so on. I’ve always got things to do when I go out, so I’m the one who usually breaks it off. The problem was the dog was going around telling everybody it’s the winner.
That pissed me off; it wasn’t fair. I found myself getting angrier and angrier about it all. Whenever I went out, I immediately started barking. I increased my aggressive display and looked for the dog. If I didn’t see it immediately, I’d sniff around the area until I picked up its scent. I’d bare my teeth, point my ears, throw my weight onto my front paws, and my tail went straight up.
By now, I was attracting attention from the neighbors. I noticed some of them giving me strange looks, and they’d walk away when I approached. They’d do a wide circle around me like there was some barrier between us. Barbara tells me she got a call from our landlady saying several of the residents were complaining. Some have heard of a disease Americans get in foreign countries, a type of distemper, and wondered if I might be a victim.
Barbara covered for me by telling them I had become a supporter of our beloved President Donnie T**. She claimed I’m in line to be the next ambassador to Portugal, because he’s running out of people to work for him. This explanation satisfied them; it lined up perfectly with their opinion of the way things are going in the US nowadays.
Then not long ago, I rushed outside ready to do battle with The Little Creep. Strangely, it wasn’t waiting for me. I went in search of it and finally saw it down the block in company with another dog. The two of them were sniffing at each other’s crotches with blissful expressions. Nobody was barking, no tails were up. No one was interested in me.
They completely ignored me. Nobody cared about me. It left me kind of sad. Abandoned, almost.
I went around in a funk for the next couple of days. A gray cloud hung over me. (That could have been the weather; it has continued to be unusually wet this year). In any case, I finally expressed my feelings to Barbara.
So,” she responded, “what you need is to find another way to anger the local animal kingdom, disturb the neighbors and generally make a fool of yourself.”
“That’s it exactly!” I exclaimed.
“You shouldn’t have any problem with that. Trust me.”
Leave it to Barbara. She always knows just the right thing to say to make me feel better,
It’s been a year since we got our Portuguese residency permits and had our first encounter with the notorious, dreaded and dreadful Portuguese bureaucracy. I wrote about that experience at the time. We got off relatively unscathed from that one, in large measure because we had our friend Mario with us to run interference. We recently went to renew our permits, but weren’t so lucky this time.
As described previously, the SEF (Servicos de Estrangeiros e Fronteiros) office, where all the immigration interviews take place, is a drab, dreary, smelly place staffed by low level clerks who, according to Mario, don’t even speak decent Portuguese let alone English or any other languages — Sort of a Black Hole of Babel, if you will. Given the condition of the place, it’s no wonder the employees are notorious for their lousy attitudes.
Our interview took place after a couple of particularly rough days during the rainy season. The floor in the waiting room was an inch deep in water, giving one the choice of standing against the wall in the only dry part of the room or sitting in a chair with your feet in a puddle. Nobody was doing anything to clean it up; not a mop or bucket in sight. The only acknowledgment was the security guard at the front door pointing at people and telling them not to walk in it, as if that were possible.
Having spent four and a half hours in that waiting room during our first experience, Barbara had made an appointment for first thing in the morning before their schedule inevitably got backed up. We were called for our interviews within twenty minutes, but things went rapidly downhill. For one, even though we were applying as a couple, with shared housing, finances and documents, we were required to have separate interviews. Interviews take place down the hall in a room with a row of booths in the middle, interviewers on the inside of the row, interviewees outside. A digital display called me to booth number 10. I saw Barbara in booth 5 at the other end of the room, and then I saw something else — there was no Booth 10. The booths went from 9 to 11, with the ID photo cameras in between. Both booths were empty, with no number 10 in sight.
As I stood there trying to guess where I was supposed to go, I heard someone speaking ever so sharply then realized I was the one being spoken to. A woman standing behind the row of booths directed me to Booth 11, clearly annoyed I hadn’t figured it out on my own.
As expected, she opened by speaking to me in Portuguese, to which I responded with “Fala Inglês?”, asking very politely if she could speak English. In turn, she launched into a semi-tirade to the effect that I ought to be able to speak Portuguese if I was going to be a resident of the country. Barbara heard her way down at Booth 5, so I wasn’t imagining either her volume or the nastiness of her tone.
My lousy Portuguese ain’t for want of trying. We’ve spent a couple thousand euros on lessons, out of respect for this country and its culture. Barbara suggested I should have shown her the receipts. General agreement in these parts says it takes two years to be conversant in a language; some do it faster, to their credit; but, after only one year, I’m pretty much on schedule. Something I haven’t practiced talking about is immigration/legal matters. I think it reasonable to ask for such information in my native tongue to be sure I get it right. In an office dealing with natives of other countries, the staff should be able to speak several languages.
Anyway, who the hell does she think she is delivering lectures to people in the first place? She’s a clerk, not the foreign minister, for crying out loud!
In any case, I smiled politely and kept a humble silence as she shuffled through my paperwork. Next in her avenging angel tone of voice, she demanded our joint legal documents, so I had to go over to Booth 5 to get them from Barbara. After she studied those, she went through the rest of our stuff.
Suddenly, she started waving the printouts of our financial statements around and demanded to see the originals! What originals? They’re printouts! We do everything on line. What decade are you living in, I wanted to ask. I went back to Booth 5 to ask Barbara if we had any such documents, and the answer, as expected, was no.
Parenthetically, when I went to Booth 5, Barbara’s clerk was busy signing and stamping her paperwork. That is, Barbara’s clerk was busily approving her residency. My clerk then yelled at Barbara’s clerk to say we couldn’t be certified without the originals. The two of them got together and spent ten minutes going over all the paperwork together.
Barbara’s clerk lost. Apparently, mine was senior;. We were tossed out on the street and denied renewal of our residency permits until we produce the originals. We now have to contact all our banks, investment houses and US Social Security to get statements mailed to us. That means dealing with the Portuguese mail, which is a whole ‘nother story — stay tuned.
I can’t help thinking this is all because I failed to sit up on my hind legs and sing in Portuguese for a disaffected clerk.
This anecdote illustrates two ironclad rules of bureaucracy. One, when two or more bureaucrats get together to interpret a rule, the hardass version always wins. It’s part of proving to each other how important they are. Second, when an individual bureaucrat is interpreting a rule, they each go according to what mood they’re in that day.
As a matter of fact, the printouts in question were the same kind as those we presented last year, when we were approved for residency. Did the rules change when we weren’t looking? Do they not believe we still have the money? Go figure.
That afternoon, Barbara related this story to our friend Milu. Her characterization was, “An overzealous bureaucrat who ate shit for breakfast.”
Here’s the irony. When we scheduled this appointment, we were given a date three months after our residency officially expired. Why? Because the Portuguese bureaucracy in all its grandeur is that far behind. When she scheduled our followup appointment to redress our paperwork inadequacies, it was for another four months out.
I’m certain, if we have to reschedule an appointment after that, we’ll get an additional four months. About that time, we’ll be going back to the US to handle some administrative matters there, which will then reset the clock for another four months passport validity when we return.
Adding all that up, we will have lived in this country—legally — for up to a year after our residency permits have expired! So much for the crackerjack job done by Portuguese immigration.
Another expat suggests in a post that you take a copy of the immigration rules when you go in for an interview. When the clerks gives you a hard time and demands things they don’t need, you can pull out the law and argue them into submission. It would be even better to bring someone along who can Portuguese-argue with them.
Next time we’ll be ready for them. Até logo.
It’s the rainy season in Portugal, which may have something to do with why we haven’t posted anything this year. They fooled us when we first came to the country last year because the season was unusually mild. Of course, that was all part of a drought that covered most of southern Europe, which in turn led to those terrible wildfires last summer. So, I guess we’re better off this way. Nevertheless, our brains have gotten waterlogged or something, because we’ve been unable to do anything but hunker down, watch TV, and hide under our blankets.
On several days we’ve had complete whiteouts, the rain so heavy it formed a solid screen covering our vision. Sometimes it tricks us — stops for awhile, the sun comes out in all that spectacular brilliance unique to Portugal. The birds start up, it gets warm. Then, just when the rain seems done with, the dark clouds swoop down and it starts again.
One day last week, Barbara and I went to our swimming pool right next door. We can see it from our veranda right below us, the glass wall faces us so we can tell before going over there whether anyone’s in the water or not. On this particular day, we no sooner walked outside before it started a downpour. In the five minutes it took us to walk there, we were completely soaked. “Oh sure,” you say, “you’re complaining about getting wet when going to a swimming pool.” But we hadn’t counted on having to wear drenched clothing back home when we were done.
In the rainy season, which has lasted about eighteen months so far this year, it can start off bright and sunny and then by two o’ clock a gray curtain has descended everywhere you look. Time to get inside because it’s about to get very very wet.
We lie awake at night listening to the rain pounding on the roof. I swear the raindrops must be the size of wrecking balls. Here, it doesn’t rain cats and dogs; it’s more like taxicabs and refrigerators. On the other hand, I take comfort we’re on the ninth floor. In the dark of night, I imagine that everyone below the seventh floor is completely submerged. They probably have to wear SCUBA gear to bed.
Meteorology is a pretty accurate science in Portugal, unlike most everything else. Probably because it’s a small country. In the USA, It’s hard to predict what will happen in your area, since the weather pattern is forming two thousand miles away. It can change all kinds of ways before it gets to you. In Portugal, the weather report doesn’t come in until it’s almost on your doorstep.
Having an accurate forecast is important in a country with a deluge almost every day for three months. You want to know when it’ll start and when it’ll stop. Just out of frustration we play this game of chicken in which we go out, maybe down to the river to touch base, pick up a few things at the grocery store — planning our trip to get back just when the weather report says it’s supposed to start raining. There’s about a half-hour fudge factor in the prediction, so we’re betting on getting back just in time. Like the man said, some we win, some we lose and some get rained out.
On a recent afternoon, we came out of a supermarket that’s a bit of a hike from us but we go to because they have things none of the others do. So, we were pretty loaded down with backpacks and tote bags. We walked out under direct and blinding sunlight, and guess what? It started to pour before we had gotten ten steps. We lucked out on that one because the bus going to our neighborhood was sitting right at the curb. We jumped on and settled in since it didn’t leave for another twenty minutes — but we were DRY!
You’ve seen photos of those kinky European clotheslines all the apartments buildings have. That’s because there are no clothes dryers in private homes here. Even people who could easily afford them do their washing at home and then take the wet laundry to laundromats to use the dryers while they sit and drink coffee on Sunday afternoons. Barbara’s gone a little psycho about the laundry since we now have to hang everything indoors and it takes 2 days for it to dry. It’s best for me if I don’t mention the effect of the humidity on her curly hair.
The other thing about this season is the cold. They don’t have central heating to speak of in Portugal, and the buildings are pretty much all made of concrete. Added to the damp kind of cold in this climate and it can feel pretty uncomfortable even in the low fifties (F).
We’ve discovered there’s a whole different winter wardrobe the Portuguese wear. That is, outdoor clothing for indoor use. We’d heard about people wearing knit caps and gloves indoors; in the past couple months, we’ve seen the proof when they open their windows to hang the laundry out. Of course, that was before the relentless rain.
We’ve learned a lot about space heaters in the past few months. We went shopping for them after the first cold snap when we got tired of walking around the apartment wearing every item of clothing we owned. Bought a couple and cranked them up. It wasn’t enough, we were still suffering. So, out we went to get a couple more. Still not enough.
In the process we were learning the differences in types of heaters and what we needed. The little blowers are pretty much useless. There are significant differences in types of radiant heaters, so we wasted our money on the first couple of those. Those with thermostats are the way to go. All in all, we bought about fifty of the darn things. By the time we finally began to feel comfortable in our own home, the coldest part of the season was over. Looks like we’ll just have to wait and try again next year.
Supposedly, places like Scandinavia and Seattle,Washington have the highest suicide rates because of their bad weather. Frankly, Portugal is also pretty depressing after three months of this. Everyone says the end of March holds the magic date when it stops raining. We certainly hope so. Otherwise, we might be booking flights out of here.
There are some really good deals to Sweden. It can’t possibly be any worse.
I live in Portugal. An ocean away from my native country, customs and language. After a year, I was weary of not knowing anything – or that’s how I felt. I had acute sensations of separation, isolation and loneliness. I wanted the ease that familiarity brings – language, people, places. Time for a trip home.
I haven’t lived in my hometown for 38 years. But, until 2011, I never lived more than two hours away. In 2012, Wayne and I moved to Denver, my parents were now in a care facility, and the family home had been sold. My visits from Denver still followed a familiar ritual. One night with sister, Gwen, visit the folks at their facility, transfer to sister Karen, with a smattering of short visits elsewhere. In 2016, we moved to Portugal. Both my parents have since died, Gwen has moved to Florida and Karen has downsized into a different home. Things had changed radically since my last visit home.
My trip’s official purpose was two-fold. I had some administrative items and shopping to take care of and the balance of time was for visits to friends and family. As I mapped out my agenda, I realized that most items in my habitual routine were gone. No visits to Mom and Dad, Gwen doesn’t live there anymore, I don’t know where Karen lives. It was confusing to sort out my schedule.
My friend, Jane, whom I’ve known since age 5, picked me up at the Newark airport and took me back to her place. This is a 3-hour drive (one way), so it rates more than just “favor” points. Jane lives on a heritage farm (circa 1850) in Sunbury, Pa. Her maternal aunt had lived there and Jane visited often as a child. She had always loved the house and the farm. When her aunt passed away, Jane was able to buy it and has lived there with her husband, Mike, for a couple of decades. I love visiting there; it whispers of the past. There’s a sunroom off the back of the kitchen that overlooks their pond and a mountain behind them. It’s a haven, a respite. I woke up early the next morning (5-hour time difference), took my coffee outside and soaked in the magnificent show of stars! It’s been a long time since I’ve been in that remote a location at 4:30am. The quiet, and I don’t mean silence because the country is anything but silent, was comforting. We had a great girlfriend visit (Mike was out of town) chatting and raiding the local fabric store. My chauffeur then delivered me to Mechanicsburg – about 1½ hours away.
One of my stops was with friends Ann and Chris in their wonderful RV. They have lived in their house in the woods for a couple of decades, and I helped them move in. If push came to shove (we would have to shove a few things), a guest could stay in their house. A few years ago, though, they bought a super duper mega Winnebago for their month-long vacations. They now also use it as their guest house. It’s got it all – bedroom, bathroom/kitchen water hookup, fridge, reclining chairs, electric and wifi. The only price they charge is the ten-minute drive back up their driveway; and the payoff is worth it!
I had wanted to take a hike in the woods with these two, but somewhere around 5pm of evening two, my body had decided to contract a helluva cold (I blame the flight). By the time I reached them, I was a slobbering, snottering, slithery mess. Chris promptly issued me sweat pants and shirt, a full tub of Vicks Vaporub and a generous supply of Mucilax. Also, plenty of alcohol! They are goooood hosts. In between my 4 hour naps and 10 hour sleeps, we were still able to visit a little and recount old times.
After I singlehandedly supported the facial tissue industry with my sinus drainage and gut-coughing, Ann and Chris carted me to Lititz for my next stop. This was a re-think of staying with Karen and her husband, Bob. Although their new place is quite spacious, it has no spare bedroom and my big sister wanted me nearby. As I write this, I am touched by that. They put me up in a nearby hotel, allowing me to swim and have some time to myself. I am blessed. So, Karen and I did girlie sister stuff, a cocktail lunch, shopping thrift stores and a couple of bank/PennDot errands. Our older brother, Warren, came up from DC one afternoon, too.
And then it was time to deliver me to the Lancaster train station and my journey home to Wayne and to Portugal. Of course, first we had a farm breakfast including scrapple! We were plenty early for the train, so Karen stayed, waited with me and watched over me in a big sister kind of way, then stood to wave as we pulled out. I felt like I was in a movie scene. The train connections at Philadelphia and Newark, were the expected saga, the flight was long and uneventful. After customs and a cab ride, I arrived into the arms of Wayne and home in Setúbal.
It was a good visit and yet I stayed in a bit of a funk for a while because my visit “home” was unlike any of my previous hundreds of visits home. I know I’m not the first to feel this disorientation. It’s just that it’s new to me. I was never much of a person to feel homesick no matter how far or how long I traveled. Then again, I knew that home was always preserved for me, waiting for me to stop by. The changes in that reality are disconcerting. Rhythms and rituals are no longer possible – replaced by loss and newness. What I remind myself of is all the people who make up my sense of going home. They have known me for decades, we’ve experienced so much together, and we love each other despite all that! They are still there for me – for now. I am profoundly aware of how this too can change. I am stumbling and bumbling through this phase of my life. While trying to adjust to change, to aging, to losing people and things, I reach out for new…friends, skills, experiences and places. I do my best to live for today, allowing joy into my heart and reflecting it back to the people I touch.
I’m at home in my heart and it turns out I never left.
(Our bike buying adventure)
Short backstory here. I have wanted to love riding a bike for some time. I learned to ride on “the” family bike. Of course, it was a boy’s bike and way too big for me. We lived in a very hilly countryside, so if I tried riding the bike to a friend’s house, I had to walk it up the hills half of the time (it had zero gears). I was never comfortable on it and certainly couldn’t let go of the handlebars like my brother did. I quickly became disillusioned with riding a bike since it was not a lot of fun. Even then, I envied the kids that did love to ride.
Fast forward several decades and I’m in bike-centric Denver. Bike lanes, bike trails, bike laws, bike advocates – bikes are an accepted and expected mode of transport in Denver. It was then that I decided I shall love to bike. I took a couple of classes and rode borrowed bikes only to be thwarted by an arthritic hip in need of replacement. Fast forward to now in Portugal. I have a new hip, we don’t have a car, walking everywhere is getting old. I remember my declaration that I shall love to ride bike.
Wayne and I decided that folding bikes were a must. We have visions of taking our bikes on the train to other cities that we can then explore by bike. We can also take them with us wherever we should make our home in the future. Reality hit us as we climbed the hills on foot in most of the towns we have visited. Hmmmm. Electric assist sounds good too. Wayne found the bikes we wanted online and available at our local Decathlon (sporting goods) store. Google Maps said the store was an hour walk away. The online bus schedule said there was a bus that stopped nearby.
I have to take a moment to tell you about my relationship with the local bus company website. I always get it wrong. I really do know how to read a bus/train schedule. I used the Light Rail in Denver all the time…and a few buses. Anyway, I thought we were on the bus that we needed, only to be dropped off about a 30 min walk from our destination. Cab stand nearby – we cabbed it.
I don’t think either of us set out to make a purchase that day. Perhaps the adventure of getting there convinced us we may not take the trouble to return, and if we didn’t buy them that day, then we’d still have no bikes. We looked at non-electric folding bikes, but, ultimately decided to get the combos. They were not in stock but were expected within a couple of days. The store was nice enough to check the bus schedule for us – next bus 1½ hours from now, they called a cab for us but as soon as we got outside, the bus pulled up!
A few days later our bikes are in and we have to get back there. Arrrgh! Cab! Our bike guy, Mario assembled them, we got some quick instructions, bought some cheap locks, and were out the door. We are riding these puppies home!
I hadn’t been on a bike for about three years – and it wasn’t fun then. The wheels on folding bikes are smaller, so the turning radius is a bit wonky from full size wheels. We exit the store driveway, I ride across the walkway (no traffic), attempt to turn left up the ramp on to the sidewalk. WIPEOUT! That didn’t take long. Shake it off and keep going, riding the sidewalk and using electric assist to go up the hills. Uh-oh. The sidewalk disappears, no bike lane and not much of a shoulder. Bravely onward to the next roundabout…panting heavily (I’ve been holding my breath), we walk across and travel the next sidewalk. We know at the next roundabout, there is a bike lane on the far side of the right turn we need to make. Okay, that’s our objective. Not only is there no crosswalk at the roundabout, the sidewalk quickly narrows to nothing, and it’s a very busy intersection. How the H are bikes supposed to get over there? We tried going through a grocery store parking lot – no throughway. Dang. Walked the bikes to the roundabout and made our right turn, and now the electric assist is a lifesaver. Haul ass with traffic to the next crosswalk, get on to the bike path, and finally b.r.e.a.t.h.e. We were not quite home yet, but the rest was not nearly as perilous. Upon arrival at our building and some learning curve frustration as we figured out how to fold the bikes, we got them into the elevator and then collapsed in our apartment.
That should be the end of my story. We both had considered that we would need better locks and probably helmets. Then the value of the bikes prompted that they be insured against theft. My efforts to find theft insurance for bikes netted futile online searches, unanswered emails and ignored messages. If I were in the UK, I could get coverage. It seemed pretty impossible to get bike theft insurance in Portugal. The Decathlon website had a reference to insurance, but I couldn’t complete a purchase. A reminder lesson to me – always ASK. I emailed customer service; they answered that you can only buy the insurance at the store at the time of purchase. Whaaaaa? No one had ever mentioned it…in any language. I pleaded my case and, since the purchase was recent, coverage was allowed. I called our bike guy to ask if he could just write it up since he assembled them. No, he had to take pictures, verify serial number, etc. Then the dark tunnel of dread overcame me. Dunh dunh dunh. You mean we have to go back there – with the bikes? Yup.
This time we were a tad smarter. I called a cab and told her we needed a bigger car for 2 bikes. The normal size cab pulls up, puts my bike in and realizes that Wayne’s must go, too. No can do. I tried in vain to explain in my pig-Portuguese that I had asked for a bigger car. He called the office and assured us a cab was on its way. Another 8 or so minutes, so not that long really, our cab pulls up and delivers us to Decathlon. While there, we also got our better locks – the insurance required it, and our helmets. Take a deep breath…it’s time to ride these puppies home again!
I had checked Google Maps and found some alternate routes. There was no inkling as to the condition of these roads. The first victory was that I did not wipeout where I had before, or at all. We took a right turn a little sooner this time and that road was less harrowing. A left and then a right and we were on the lovely bike path. Okay, this could be getting easier – or maybe just less terrifying.
Since then, we’ve made a few round-trips down to the river side of town. Challenges persist amidst the combination of bike paths, crowded rough tile sidewalks, bumpy plazas and busy roadways. My attitude is to take my time and stop whenever I feel I need to. I learned to love both swimming and singing since turning 60. I know I can learn to love biking. I’m not there yet, but I have had moments where I catch myself relaxing enough to enjoy my surroundings. I don’t care what they say, old dogs can learn new tricks!